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Welcome HauntCon enthusiasts! We need your help! Lister F/X has uncovered a top secret military installation in the many levels below Paulo's Pizza. We have found horrifying human and genetic experimentation so grotesque that one cannot describe. Before losing contact with our under cover operatives, they reported zombie activity and the creation of powerful hideous monsters. Lister F/X has access to the installation and is recruiting you and all of your friends to further investigate these reports. Paulo's Pizza has allowed us to use their facilities as our recruitment center.. Please be warned that all suspected creatures are not accounted for, and the military cannot be held responsible for those that have escaped the containment perimeter.

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